Shameless GTA V marketing (SPOILERS)

well i wouldnt either i just want to experience the entire game altogether. god im gay

again, thats normal. im avoiding those videos too. i fucking love though how michael goes to what i assume is his sons room to smoke

A good parent always samples their child's weed. To teach them a lesson about the dangers of the drugs, it is preferable if you smoke it all to get the message further.

http://www.rlslog.net/grand-theft-auto-v-xbox360-quack/

Apparently this is legit, must have a fucking ton of leeches right now. I wouldn't be surprised if it takes a few days to download.

the only vids I've seen are one where some guy flies a plane into a building 9/11 style and the first leaked vid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7iXnwCcdXU
13 minutes of gameplay not that 7 second bullshit.

http://goodgame.ru/player2?10865
stream of gameplay not that 13 minutes bullshit

 

https://www.change.org/en-CA/petitions/rockstar-games-dont-make-a-pc-version-of-gta-v#share

The fuck?

Reason for signing: "Hi, I'm fucking slow in the head and if I don't like it then no one can have it!"

p much

Which would explain why GTA V is the most sort after game on torrent sites right now.

"Official statement from Rockstar Games: 'There will be no GTA V PC port. A petition with an entire 8,400 non-unique signatures has halted us altogether from porting it.'"







With such compelling and well-thought-out posts against porting GTA V to the PC (as exemplified above), why would they bring it over to PC?

what fucking nerds, theyre like the people who care about console wars still

I swear; if the 8-9 thousand retards get a PC port canned somehow, I'm a crack some skulls.

This is just another joke /v/ has made which a bunch of retards took seriously and now it's snowballing. If you're going to stick your head in the sand up until you get your copy of GTA V, it's not just going to be for the spoilers, it's also for the controversy made by people with mysteriously absent chromosomes.

THE GAME IS OUT AND THE REVIEWS ARE IN
http://au.gamespot.com/grand-theft-auto-v/reviews/grand-theft-auto-v-review-6414475/

CONFIRMED FOR MISOGYNISTIC MALE CIRCLE JERK TRASH FUCKING BLUNDER OF THE YEAR

so basically GOTY?

My friend is getting GTAV for free cause his neighbors work for rockstar

i will not be getting this if it is misogynistic. this series has really taken a turn for the worst. i remember the old days of gta where you were encouraged to assist women in finding their own identities, pursue higher education so that they can establish independence, or even my favorite, the hot coffee scenario where your friend rachel spills coffee on herself at mcdonalds and you are given a side objective to help her take legal action against mcdonalds forever changing the mcdonalds coffee image to have a WARNING HOT label on it

carbonatedOJ wrote:

My friend is getting GTAV for free cause his neighbors work for rockstar

What an out of the blue and completely believable statement!

Maybe cause he lives near Rockstar Toronto?

Actually I couldn't believe the fact that you had a friend. The fact that this person that most likely doesn't exist got a free copy was the icing on the cake.

 

Well it's out now, and there seems to be a relative contrast between the common folk & the "professional" reviewers; the Metacritic score is 97, whereas the user score is a mere 8.0.

Also, apparently there's a couple meme references in it? I would've been heated about that last year, but at this point I honestly couldn't care less.

I honestly don't expect you to believe me nor should you.