LETS MAKE A RAP

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I got three turtlenecks 
On while I watch Startrek.
Cashin dem cheques 
for my anime collection
Kawaii girl be givin me that affection
While my sperm is ejectin from my erection
All over the 15 hundred seats section

Now I THROW IT OFF TO YOU

I've got burgers in my ass, like my name eric cartman
still living in my moms basement, I call it an apartment
bullies tell me to kill my self, make a rant on youtube
but that's all cause i sucked off six dudes.

Fucked my own ass, with a spike
then got some head, from a dyke
threw that bitch down a bottomless pit
filled to the brim with my shit

Crazy nigga on the scene,
likely to be obscene,
in a month or 2 tops,
get my ass busted by the cops.

I'll show all the internet cyberbullies,
that they are a bunch of foolies,
but i guess i'll never rock,
because i love me the cock.

As I grab the glock
clicks like high heels
come the burst from the stainless steel
mothafuckas gonna know this shit is real
when you in the dirt with the burning feel
of a nine mil hole in ya chest
cause niggas know I'm the best
the best in the west
coast east coast
niggas get burnt like roast

Roll up with a Tec hanging with Pac and Biggie's crew
shooting bitch niggas down like Osama Bin Laden and soon to be Assad and Putin
niggas know that I ain't fuckin' around
cause I got them 8 million inch rims on my mother fucking golden ass firetruck
grabbin my Mac 11 and
POW
POW
shoot a nigga and he's down like my main man down when he's sucking my dick.
Holy shit was gay as fuck.

I'll splash Mountain Dew in your face (Neeeeerd!)
Double XP, XD get down on your knees and suck my pee pee
I stay home from school and play Smash Brothers on my Wii-e
Fuck hoes eat cheetos and doritos