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OnlySomewhatHomosexual Cock Sucker
Posts : 11 Join Date : 2013-09-05
| Subject: Your Neighbors Are Dicks Sat Sep 14, 2013 5:21 pm | |
| Stories about your neighbors being cunts:
I fucking hate my neighbors across the street, first off they have some shitty band which sounds like they're covering obscure songs from the 70s or some shit, I don't even fucking like Johnny Cash but they butchered one of his songs once, they play this band atleast every Friday when I wanna sit on my ass all day, their only fans are drunk 40 year olds and my local neighborhood bikers who are obnoxious as all fuck with their loud ass bikes when I'm trying to fucking sleep. they also clearly have cars but they prefer to use bikes because idk, they're just queers, they bother the shit out of me though cause everytime I'm drinking a pop outside they start bitching about how I have bad health, fuck you faggot if I wanna be a fat fuck then I can be one, asshole. They're nosy as fuck too, everytime I'm doing something in my room they look through my window because I don't have blinds, they called the cops on me atleast 5 times because they thought either I was smoking pot (I don't smoke pot) or that I'm doing something else suspicious.
Basically if you want a short story, my neighbors across the street are cunts. | |
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Jess Admin
Posts : 306 Join Date : 2013-08-31 Location : Aussieland
| Subject: Re: Your Neighbors Are Dicks Sat Sep 14, 2013 8:48 pm | |
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- they called the cops on me atleast 5 times because they thought either I was smoking pot (I don't smoke pot) or that I'm doing something else suspicious.
Why haven't you put up a bedsheet over your windows or something? Those are some nosey ass neighbors. I haven't had many bad neighbors but there were these ones that would argue like every few days at 5 or 6 in the morning. I don't even remember what it was about, typical bogan shit probably. | |
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Fucker of World Trade Disgusting
Posts : 193 Join Date : 2013-09-04 Location : C-Squat
| Subject: Re: Your Neighbors Are Dicks Sat Sep 14, 2013 9:22 pm | |
| I always seem to have shitty neighbors. My last neighbors would fight a lot and the fella would literally beat the shit out of the chick living there. The kids would always fight too, and we've called the cops numerous times on them. Sometimes the cops wouldn't come, but when they did, they said they couldn't do anything and it was up to the landlord to solve it. Then we got a notice if we ever called the cops again, we'd get evicted. Then the first neighbors I had had racist spick kids who would go around calling black kids "niggers." They'd do it from behind their screen doors. They always seemed afraid of me though and they'd never talk to me (probably because I'm tall and pale and look like a vampire bleugh). They'd always fight too. My current neighbors are pretty nice though. | |
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Jay Z Admin
Posts : 229 Join Date : 2013-08-31 Location : 'Lanta
| Subject: Re: Your Neighbors Are Dicks Sat Sep 14, 2013 9:59 pm | |
| Lets see well my current neighbors are pretty boring actually since they're just a bunch of old retired guys. But when I lived in Florida with my sister and her boyfriend for two years that was some crazy shit. We lived in a really run down white trash town filled with Mexicans and rednecks. The best part was we had a family of inbred rednecks to the right of us and a Mexican family to the left. The rednecks would insult the Mexicans and throw shit at their house. Then the Mexicans would call the cops. This shit happened at least three times a week. Good times. | |
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OnlySomewhatHomosexual Cock Sucker
Posts : 11 Join Date : 2013-09-05
| Subject: Re: Your Neighbors Are Dicks Sat Sep 14, 2013 10:07 pm | |
| - Jess wrote:
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- they called the cops on me atleast 5 times because they thought either I was smoking pot (I don't smoke pot) or that I'm doing something else suspicious.
Why haven't you put up a bedsheet over your windows or something? Those are some nosey ass neighbors. I haven't had many bad neighbors but there were these ones that would argue like every few days at 5 or 6 in the morning. I don't even remember what it was about, typical bogan shit probably. I don't even have blinds, I'm probably gonna buy a curtain though so that they can't look through the little cracks, cause if I had blinds I'm sure they would look through the cracks, they're nosey as hell. | |
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Bartlebee Diddle Fiddler
Posts : 178 Join Date : 2013-09-02 Location : Youtube
| Subject: Re: Your Neighbors Are Dicks Sat Sep 14, 2013 10:32 pm | |
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Kawaiidesunigga transgendered scum
Posts : 40 Join Date : 2013-09-06
| Subject: Re: Your Neighbors Are Dicks Sat Sep 14, 2013 11:35 pm | |
| The current neighbors I have now have called the police twice because I was voice acting. Both times it sounded like I was abusing somebody. :) | |
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coolguy53 Kiddie Fiddler
Posts : 123 Join Date : 2013-09-04 Location : New Jersey
| Subject: Re: Your Neighbors Are Dicks Sun Sep 15, 2013 1:29 am | |
| my neighbors are boring. one of my friends neighbors called the cops on me and a group of my friends because we were playing manhunt and i stepped on their lawn while running away from someone, and then another one of his neighbors that looked like a neo nazi was piss drunk and started screaming at us to get the fuck away from his property before he beats our asses (we were like 12/13 at the time so that was some scary shit) | |
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Der Wombat Assmin
Posts : 261 Join Date : 2013-08-31 Location : Skadovsk
| Subject: Re: Your Neighbors Are Dicks Sun Sep 15, 2013 1:33 am | |
| My old neighbors did meth n' shit, one time while burning a barrel they shot my room's window.
It's some strong shit because the hole's a decent size. I sealed it long ago, but the mark's there.
Anyways, they're no longer my neighbors because they all got arrested for some shit.
My new neighbors who moved in there and renovated the place are swell though. c: | |
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Arno the ruski Cheeki Breeki
Posts : 65 Join Date : 2013-09-05 Location : Tallinn,Estonia
| Subject: Re: Your Neighbors Are Dicks Sun Sep 15, 2013 4:16 am | |
| Since i live in an apartmen,the usual shit fucking repair works at 5 am,loud trance music at 5,6 or 3 Am.And this isn't neighbour(i think) but drunks near my porch(i guess that's what you call it)talking about fucking and getiing shit face drunk. | |
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Cassord Cock Sucker
Posts : 28 Join Date : 2013-09-05
| Subject: Re: Your Neighbors Are Dicks Wed Sep 25, 2013 7:59 pm | |
| My neighbors are hardcore Mormons that wear suits to taco bell and told their kids that my little brother was a satanist or something. | |
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NovaBoso Admin
Posts : 377 Join Date : 2013-09-04 Location : Compton's foodland
| Subject: Re: Your Neighbors Are Dicks Wed Sep 25, 2013 10:04 pm | |
| There's a guy in my 'hood who runs one of those snake-handling cults. | |
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BoatsByDre Dunker
Posts : 181 Join Date : 2013-09-06 Location : canada
| Subject: Re: Your Neighbors Are Dicks Thu Sep 26, 2013 12:06 am | |
| I've got some chill russian neighbors but there are these kids who think there top shit in middle school and they are loud as fuck. | |
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Fucker of World Trade Disgusting
Posts : 193 Join Date : 2013-09-04 Location : C-Squat
| Subject: Re: Your Neighbors Are Dicks Thu Sep 26, 2013 8:21 am | |
| Beat em up Beat em up Break they neck Break they neck | |
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WowWhoa Newie Newie
Posts : 18 Join Date : 2013-09-05 Location : Uganda, Switzerland
| Subject: Re: Your Neighbors Are Dicks Sun Sep 29, 2013 5:57 am | |
| I don't really hate my neighbors but they do get annoying from time to time. All of them are fucking maniacs when it comes to their garden, so there's bound to be a lawn mower on almost 24/7. That shit really pisses me off when I'm trying to relax outside and I have to listen to that fucking noise. That being said, they've never called the police on us or some shit like that. | |
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Arno the ruski Cheeki Breeki
Posts : 65 Join Date : 2013-09-05 Location : Tallinn,Estonia
| Subject: Re: Your Neighbors Are Dicks Fri Oct 04, 2013 10:50 am | |
| Some fag threw around a bunch of toenails in the levator | |
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NovaBoso Admin
Posts : 377 Join Date : 2013-09-04 Location : Compton's foodland
| Subject: Re: Your Neighbors Are Dicks Fri Oct 04, 2013 8:02 pm | |
| Some fucking weirdo who keeps pitbulls in a suburban area accidently let one slip out.
Then it attacked my little sister and punctured her hand. | |
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