This is still so gad-damn weird.
James was a very interesting 17 year old. He had a 4.0 GPA, was a recipient of the Eagle Scout Award in Boy Scouts, was a Past Master Councilor in DeMolay, loved sports and was a sports journalist, was his school's student body president, and even a big PS3 gamer. But one secret interest he had was fascination with giant Disney dogs that were kind to their owners but caused chaos to cities around them.
One day, James was sitting atop a very tall building, one of the tallest in the world and he happened to be visualizing his giant Disney dogs dream coming true. It turns out, it was.
All of a sudden, just like a California earthquake, James felt the ground shake roughly. But these shakes weren't consistent enough to be an earthquake, regardless of their strength. James looked up as a shadow towered over him. Above him, the heads and upper bodies of two of the animated dogs he loved so much were towering over him.
Completely confused and scared, James let out a scream and ran for his life. He didn't get too far before he heard a familiar voice. "Its OK James. It's just Pongo and I."
James stopped in his tracks, turned around, and, while still pretty freaked out, said with trembles in his voice: "Wait, you are Copper and Pongo. How did you know my name and how did you get that big?"
Pongo answered: "You're the great James McDaniels. A man of lots of things. We have senses like you would not believe and we know that you love us and you wanted us like this, so here we are. Your silent request ha been met. We were coming to find you."
Copper added: "Yeah, we know how great you are and have always wanted to greet you and become friends just like you have done to us. And man, can I tell you how fun being this big is? Destroying cities and crushing things? Having this endless power is incredible. We are having fun being monsters in this world. Everyone and every building will be feeling our wrath of terror, except you. We want you to come along and witness first hand our destruction. And don't worry, we can reverse this destruction via a forget and reverse device. You will be the only exception to this as will us. That's even better, because then we can destroy all we want..."
James was trying to take this all in. "What about Todd, Chief, Tramp, Jenna, Kodi, Thunderbolt, and anyone else I would like to see ?"
Pongo responded: "We know you will have a blast in our clutches, but all those other characters will be around. As we travel the globe, you will get to go with those other animals and more when they destroy various cities. We will all be giants destroying and terrorizing cities, but we all will respect you and give you the full taste of what you want. Of course, once you do that, then the destruction is left to our desires. And I agree with Copper, I'm gentle with Perdita and everyone in movies, but in this world, I will be anything but. I will destroy and terrorize just like Copper and we are all going to have fun dong it."
James took this all in, then went to the balcony, where he looked down to see how tall these dogs were. "How big can you guys get?"
Copper replied: "We can make the World's tallest building seem like a work in progress."
James seemed convinced. "OK. Sounds good. So, can we begin the destruction now?"
Pongo and Copper looked at each other with a menacing like smile and replied together "Let's do it!"
"OK, I choose that Copper be the first one to take me in his clutches and Pongo I presume will be following. Both of you will be terrorizing. Correct?"
"Yep." Said Copper.
"Well then what are we waiting for? Let's go have some destruction fun!"
While Copper took his huge paw and grabbed James, James told Pongo that he chose Copper because Copper seemed more destructive via that he was a hunting dog. Pongo was OK with it, but told James that he would be in for a city destruction surprise.
When Copper had James where he wanted and both dogs were facing the city horizon, James commanded them off by saying "Full steam ahead!"
And with that, the three went on and began their terrorization of cities all over the world. And just like Copper and Pongo had promised, they were some serious rampagers.
To be continued...
*EDIT*
Part two!!!!
With James on Copper's back, so small that you can't even see him, Pongo and Copper went on their destructive rampage. They loved being these huge giants and terrorized the city in any way they desired. Pongo crushed cars into metal scraps and destroyed the Burj Khalifa, the tallest building in the word. Yet, Pongo could still get bigger and destroying this building meant nothing could stop him or tower over him. Copper focused on destroying buildings with his paws and ears. After feeling his wrath, every building in Dubai was flatter than a pancake. People screamed for their life, but Copper just laughed. "Nothing can stop me now! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!" Copper felt he was not making himself big enough, so he told James to watch him. Next thing James knew, Copper was the same size as Pongo and they both were much bigger than the Burj Khalifa. "Hey, I know it seems like we can't get any bigger James. But we can and will get even BIGGER! We will destroy everything and pretty soon, we will become invincible!" yelled Pongo. James asked about invincible since his two dog friends were already unstoppable. "Very soon, we will have enough power where nothing will hurt us, even an atomic bomb won't do a thing to us!" said Copper. "I'm enjoying what you two are doing. But Dubai seems to have been flattened. Let's go next town." said James. "Oh yes, there you will meet your next giant animal and then even more destruction will lay ahead MWAHAHAHAHA!" So they left Dubai in complete shambles and the earthquake from their feet could be felt continents away. James was loving what his two animal friends were doing and Copper and Pongo were loving their unstoppable power.
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