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PostSubject: Work/School Stories   Mon Sep 09, 2013 7:26 pm

Basically the same thing from the old forum but now with work included.
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PostSubject: Re: Work/School Stories   Mon Sep 09, 2013 8:57 pm

hmmm, I used to sit beside this really autistic kid in school who wore an annoying orange sticker on his sweater and he smelt like shit. also my school has this ponyfucker in it who likes to inform everyone about his show, not much else. also this guy: link1 and link2 , he comes to school with his go animate characters on his T shirt and decides to market his books every were (which no one has bought)
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PostSubject: Re: Work/School Stories   Mon Sep 09, 2013 11:43 pm

Curse of the Red Leprechaun
Plot Summary:
A gypsy named Allie Flam and an old man named Tom Lelman, they discover that The Curse of the Red Leprechaun is going to be unleashed in a few days, but they needed one thing to stop it. A boy. A boy who is chosen to stop the curse and has the power to stop it.(Good lord, that was redundant) The boy is named David Daren Dravid. David encounters strange happenings and it takes David a long time to realize that there was a curse going on and he finally found out that he was chosen. Will David stop the curse before the Scaven comes and destroys the world within a few days?

Curse of the Savage Mammoth
David thought it was all over. He finally got his normal life back, but there is another curse to stop. David’s winter holiday break gets interrupted.(Why is this sentence HERE, of all places???) The curse(Shit) is located in Russia, Siberia. The curse(GOD DAMN IT) is not part of a Stonehenge, its something worse. It’s a mammoth, a savage one, with a different giant. David only has one week to stop the Curse of the Savage Mammoth. Will David make it before the Scaven tries to rise again?

Curse of the Fire Phoenix
The CL Organization has fallen. There is only a couple of members left to fight for the world. Things are going terrible for David. Kate, Tom, and Mark have died. Sice Liarman have betrayed the CL. The Scourge still exists. Also David has discovered that there is a third curse to stop from unleashing. Curse of the Fire Phoenix. David only has a week or two to stop it. Will David, Zack, Allie, and Albert be able to stop the  curse before the Scaven tries to rise this time? Will David succeed of finding the last piece of his mother’s letter? They don’t have much time left.(Guess I don't have to read the first two since all the notable plot points are bluntly listed here)



I could write better than this square in 6th grade. Just think about how bad the books themselves are.

*Edit* Alright, alright. He's 14. I think it's pretty impressive how he has put so much effort into these works, but still.

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PostSubject: Re: Work/School Stories   Mon Sep 09, 2013 11:54 pm

he put his books in the schools library so I got to enjoy his autism full on. This kid is the next generation of worthless
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PostSubject: Re: Work/School Stories   Mon Sep 09, 2013 11:58 pm

Also:

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PostSubject: Re: Work/School Stories   Tue Sep 10, 2013 12:09 am

But really, being able to push yourself to write so many novels at that age is a really good quality, and is something which I lack. But the thing is that he's a cringe-inducingly awful storyteller/writer.

MAAAYYYYBEEEEE he'll get better when he grows up, but idunno.
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PostSubject: Re: Work/School Stories   Tue Sep 10, 2013 12:12 am

I doubt it.

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PostSubject: Re: Work/School Stories   Tue Sep 10, 2013 12:16 am

He just has a lot of free time on his hands which he could put into study literature or practicing writing but sadly he pours it into playing spiderman games and CSS

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PostSubject: Re: Work/School Stories   Wed Sep 11, 2013 1:03 am

So, I had to stay after school about 2 days ago, and me and a pal were talking about computers and my friend says "Yeah, I'm going to build..." when some fag who's wearing a Reddit shirt interrupts us and says "Are you guys talking about Minecraft?"  I say "No we're talking about building computers" and he immediately responds with "To play Minecraft?" I say "No, to play a video game, dweeb". The fucker cracked up because he thought I was being sarcastic. Me and the friend just walked away from the kid.
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PostSubject: Re: Work/School Stories   Wed Sep 11, 2013 1:08 am

Reminds me of how my "professional" college course once degraded into a buncha nerds talking about animu fer a day.

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PostSubject: Re: Work/School Stories   Wed Sep 11, 2013 1:29 am

The store I work at usually has some pretty sweet customers(It's sort of like a very successful mom-and-pop store. Bigger than Dollar general but a little smaller than Wal-Mart or Kroger), but this one time a super-typical obese black woman waddled in and she got mad at one of the service clerks for something(I think she bought a cart-and-a-half worth of shit and didn't like how the poor guy didn't have 'em all bagged by the time she was done paying). So she waltzes over to the isle where all the ketchup was, squirted a bottle all over the floor while spewing a bunch of the cacophonous negro tongue. She keeps getting condiments(Mostly ketchup), unscrewing the caps, and dumping their contents among the floor for about 30 seconds before my manager shows up(Stereotypical, 5-foot southern woman in her late 50s)and screams at her with a decibel level of about 300. The black tank only gets halfway through the word "bitch" before quickly stepping forward and slipping on the ketchup, and I mean like a textbook cartoon backwards flop. Then she tells my manager to call someone, and later what I assume was her family tries to coax her into getting back up with their help, but she claimed she was just too hurt, so they literally dragged her out by her ankles.

I laughed while writing this.
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PostSubject: Re: Work/School Stories   Wed Sep 11, 2013 4:31 pm

Quickie:I was waiting at the bus stop earlier today and these kids come by in a short bus talking shit and calling people fat, gay and retarded.

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